Count Kreepyhead's Saturday morning monster mash

1001 ButtHole Jokes

The gang is back with all new discussion of their love of Denny's, Butt jokes, Cookies, He-man, and how its time we started giving back to our super fans. Nobody is sure how they survived years of eating moons over my hammy if you were curious.

what if food mascots beat the snot out of each other aka ping pong balls

What happens when life rears its ugly head and our 3 dashing hosts have to be adults for a change instead of fart joke obsessed man children? Well we get a Food Mascot fighting episode because we are all too tired and worn out to do anything else, but fear not, it actually turned out hilarious.

PCP KOALA

And we're back with drugs, turtles, and the death of he-man. We also ask the deep pondering question, when does our love of donuts go too far? Tune in to find out.

I heard that!

Do you like unfocused smorgasbord weeks where we really cant focus on any one thing in particular? Well guess what? today is your lucky day. We are all over the place today from Charlie Band jokes to resident evil, to wrestling monsters, to warhammer... man if ADHD were a podcast, it would be this one.

Josh’s Baloney Log

After a much needed break the gang returns and Josh tells us about his adventure at the Assembly Required convention. Not to be left out Mike tells us about his awesome birthday bash. And hey because it's the season lets exchange valentines too.

Dumpster fire theater presents : MUNCHIES

You the fans asked for it, and we have delivered, we review the 80's classic Munchies! (Its a gremlins clone from the 80's) Do we like it? Do we hate it? what kind of crazy tangents do we go on? How the hell do merkins come into play? Tune in to find out.

Lettuce Patch Kids

Whats better than a Cabbage Patch Kid? a Lettuce Patch kid! Its a light week this week so we had time to let our imaginations run wild and we discover a long lost secret about Mike and Lettuce Patch kids, also josh gives us an update on assembly required and we wonder what would zombies be like if they just went after your apple bag... good times.

That Mike, what a swell guy.

This week we talk our love of the lesser know D-List figures we never really wanted, but got anyways and ended up loving (looking at you crystal ball). Also we compile fan feedback on the BELOVED Mike Alvarez with stories of his niceness from around the globe.

Don’t say no to David Bowie

What starts out as frank discussion about being an adult man child who buys toys to cope with depression, some how veers off a cliff into another discussion about tiny David Bowie. Also for you toy nerds out there, lots of he-man and super 7 talk this episode. Enjoy.

Korean clear water revival

Because, sometimes we cant help ourselves, this week we went on a long tangent about cover bands fronted by Asians. Also you know, a very long talk about all the toys we got from Santa.