Count Kreepyhead's Saturday morning monster mash

A grappling hook for Santa

Heroquest, The Xmen, Captian Power and Grappling Hooks- what do they have in common? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you. Is it things adult men babble about for not particular reason other than to make themselves laugh for two hours? Maybe. Listen and judge for yourself.

Who better to perform a mammogram than a skeleton on cocaine ?

Mummies, action figure articulation , and ghost-busters run amok on this completely bonkers episode that may or may not feature one of us impersonating Skeletor on lots of cocaine. Buckle up, we go nuts in this one.

Pumpkin spice made me hate life

What's better than episode 21? How about a second recording of episode 21 because the first one was lost due to computer gremlins! Behold the majesty that is our look back on the first 20 winners of the horror toy hall of fame, and stare aghast as we once again find a way to drag things back to G.I. Joe. All Uncut and All unedited so viewer discretion advised due to some adult language.

The Greatest Halloween Candy in the history of the universe...ever...seriously

Great minds have often pondered the universe's deepest questions, What is the meaning of life? If a tree falls in the forest and nobody hears it... does it make a sound? What came first, the chicken or the egg? Today we answer one of those questions. Just what is the Greatest Halloween Candy ever?

The Sandworm

It's devil's night at Count Kreepyhead and we have some spooky (ish) stories to share with you! Along with that we share memories of some of our favorite Halloween costumes, we love on the first series of Movie Maniacs and you get our trademark ability to meander into very weird topics. Happy almost Halloween!

My Father‘s B-Hole

In what might be the strangest episode ever, our grumpy old men sides come out in full force as we look back not so fondly on our respective pizza arcades of the 80's. We also sniff around Wildcats, League of Legends, and Five Nights at Freddy's before we crash land on Beetlejuice toys. And in a first for the show a segment is deleted for being too horrifying! Tune in to find out why!

The boy in a bucket

This weeks mighty max and tick heavy episode gets hijacked by a very special guest, a boy with a special wish, Timmy. We do our best but this kid and his bucket really take us to some weird places, even for us.

uncut Rhino‘s and wrestling

This weeks episode is a cornucopia of weird as we bounce around some seedier aspects of being a nerd, including but not limited too, our love of bad wrestling gimmicks, robot rhino hands and inflatable sheep. This is going to be one hell of a start to October!

Gutter Ham

Its a potpourri episode where we bounce all over the place talking about such amazing topics as the GI JOE Ninja force, growing up as goth teenagers, and our not surprising love of the new HE-Man cartoon. 

A ghost can‘t give you pink eye.

Have you ever asked yourself, self, why do I love happy meals so much? You know the answer, and its the same reason you listen to this amazing podcast, you're a demented child at heart. Also whats the greatest happy meal prize of all time? Is it Pink eye? And who's this? Aunt Mabel's back! and by the way we also love Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles a little more than usual this episode.