Count Kreepyhead's Saturday morning monster mash

Hood Boogie 2: Electric Boogaloo

A big episode this week as the gang digs deep into what they asked Santa for Xmas, all of the stuff they bought over black Friday and just whats gonna happen to all their junk should they have an untimely passing. I would be amiss if I didn't also mention some competence for someone on the show, he really should have known better than to mess with Helen Keller. 

Have you met Fanny Pack Frank?

Ah, Thanksgiving Dinner, you gather with friends and family, stuff yourself, and you tell the most horrible stories imaginable. Like Fanny Pack Frank, legend has it he's still out there today taking your pennies. What about the loose meat hobos that will clean your windshield and make you a sandwich without bread? But the scariest tale of them all is the story of Matt, who trusted Count Kreepyhead to name his baby.... and now he's DEAD!!!!

Squished Spider

The Kreepy kids are back after an extended break to refresh your podcast feed with all sorts of shenanigans, like their newfound love of Helen Keller, Josh's adventures back in his hometown of western NY and the bizarre and hilarious process of naming your baby in 2022. RIP Kevin Conroy

The Greatest Zombie ever halloween special

Have you ever ask yourself, just who is the coolest zombie ever? is Jesus a zombie? should I really eat candy from strangers every year. This questions and more answered as the count kreepy crew settles it once and for all, just who the greatest zombie ever is! Trust me, you're going to be shocked by this one.

#SaveMoaty

Deep in the bowels of the Eternia castle lies a tiny, foul mouthed monster, that until today never had a chance at being a real action figure like his counterparts Orko and He-Man. That all changes, because now, thanks to the #SaveMoaty campaign, Moaty is a real figure! Buckle up as the boys go on a nonsensical journey featuring Skeletor, Frankenstein and Moaty himself!

Purple Rain in your bathroom.

Hell is the topic of the day, or should I say... Hellraiser! listen as the boys gush about their love of the new hellraiser, and talk all things Eternia as the insane playset looms over their heads. Also the muppets are back... because muppet reasons?

Dumpster fire theater: Bad Ronald

Well, after a year of talking about it, the Count Kreepy Gang finally reviews the cult classic TV movie, Bad Ronald. In this enthralling episode we discover that maybe there isn't that much to talk about so we riff a little to discover some amazing hidden subtext in the process. Enjoy as MIKE, MIKE, and DAWN try to convince you one way or another if Bad Ronald is worth your time.

Liquid Cat

Never ever make the count mad, because he may devote way to much time to complaining about you on his podcast, right HASBRO? Boo-Hiss hasbro. Also we show some love to super-7, discuss what would happen if Jason Voorhees had a girlfriend, oh, and we do a mountain of cocaine for science reasons.

Did somebody order a pizza...with extra wood?

Are you ready to play the hottest game in the world? That's right it's "Whats up my A$$" with your host Rusty Colon.

It's not a proper Saturday Morning Monster Mash without some games am I right? Play at home! The fun never ends!

Cereal Balls

The count had the intention of making an episode devoted to one of his favorite subjects, apes with special guest Dr. Zaius, but as you would expect, things took a turn when the boys decided to share their recipe for cereal balls, time travel and for some reason a long abandoned mall in Niagara Falls. Live. Laugh. Fling your poo you damn dirty humans